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After years of his family and friends keeping it from him, Steve Jobs found out today that he was adopted. It happened while he was googling himself and read his wikipedia entry. Brian, one of Steve’s personal assistants, told Macdiculous, “First, Mr. Jobs called me in to his office and read the entry out loud. As soon as he started reading it, I knew that the secret was finally out. It is actually a big relief for me, because I suck at keeping secrets.”
It is rumored that Steve Jobs then went a bit berserk and began throwing things in his office, yelling, “All of these years, and I always thought that people were joking when they brought it up. I never believed anyone, but since it is on wikipedia, it must be true.”
Though not in the wikipedia article, Jobs later found out that he was actually left on the doorstep of his adoptive parents house in a basket. The basket was the kind that apple pickers use to hold the apples once they are picked from trees. He was dressed in a black mock turtleneck and blue pants.
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