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Visitors to Apple headquarters today were shocked to see that the company was celebrating National Naked at Work Day. Every employee was urged to participate in the event, which was started by a programmer last year. A very nude Dale, the programmer who started the event, told Macdiculous, “I actually got caught being naked in my cubicle last year, and I made up the whole story about it being National Naked at Work Day. Everyone bought it.” Other employees at Apple told us that it was very freeing and it was a great bonding experience. Julie, a 24 year old office assistant who was out playing Frisbee during her lunch break, told us, “This is one of the best days I have experienced here. In fact, I got a raise this morning and then I…Hey! Hey Buddy! My eyes are up here!”
Steve Jobs was seen riding around nude on a folding bicycle, wearing only a cowboy hat, yelling, “I’m Steve Friggin Jobs! Bill Gates can SUCK IT! WOOO HOOO!” There is no word yet on if this will become a recognized national holiday. Perhaps, and this is the opinion of Macdiculous, it could be moved to summer time. Just a thought.
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The annual National Association of Broadcaster trade show will run April 14th-19th, and Apple will be there, holding a special event. The event, leaked to Macdiculous from inside sources, will be all about the pornography business. Our inside source, who we will call Armando, told us that the pornography business is a multi-billion dollar a year industry, and Steve Jobs wants pornographers everywhere to know that an Apple system can do it all. Armondo told us, “From producing, to editing, to creating and mixing the soundtrack, Apple can do it all. There are even some great scriptwriting programs available, for the 3% that have scripts. With an Apple laptop and an HD camera, anyone can become a pornographer… even your grandmother.” After throwing up, we continued our interview with Armond. “Using iMovie to edit what you shoot, Garageband to create the music, and iDVD to burn to disc, a new Macbook Pro can be an all in one porno creating machine.” Thinking back to the comments that Armond said earlier, we threw up again, and had to end the interview.
In a small bar in the heart of Los Angeles, Apple’s Mighty Mouse and the Wireless Mighty Mouse first exchanged harsh words that later turn into an all out brawl. The night started out with the Wireless Mighty Mouse and a few friends hanging out at Duffy’s Tavern, a small local bar in Los Angeles. Not knowing they were there, Mighty Mouse stopped by the bar for a bite to eat and a quick drink following a photo session. With a few drinks already in him, Wireless Mighty Mouse, who has been known to harass and tease Mighty Mouse in the past, started calling Mighty Mouse names and throwing nuts from the bar at him. Finally, after a few minutes of trying to ignore him, Mighty Mouse looked at Wireless Mighty Mouse and yelled, “Hey, you got a problem with me?” Wireless Mighty Mouse responded with a simple, “Yeah, I do!” Witnesses at the scene claimed that Mighty Mouse threw a barstool while yelling, “Here I come to save the day!” Wireless Mighty Mouse blocked the stool, and came at Mighty Mouse kicking and punching, also yelling “Here I come to save the day!” Both continued to exchange blows until police arrived at the scene, broke up the fight and took both into custody. The bartender of Duffy’s told Macdiculous, “If I heard one of them yell ‘Here I come to save the day’ one more time, I was going to shoot myself.”