The annual National Association of Broadcaster trade show will run April 14th-19th, and Apple will be there, holding a special event. The event, leaked to Macdiculous from inside sources, will be all about the pornography business. Our inside source, who we will call Armando, told us that the pornography business is a multi-billion dollar a year industry, and Steve Jobs wants pornographers everywhere to know that an Apple system can do it all. Armondo told us, “From producing, to editing, to creating and mixing the soundtrack, Apple can do it all. There are even some great scriptwriting programs available, for the 3% that have scripts. With an Apple laptop and an HD camera, anyone can become a pornographer… even your grandmother.” After throwing up, we continued our interview with Armond. “Using iMovie to edit what you shoot, Garageband to create the music, and iDVD to burn to disc, a new Macbook Pro can be an all in one porno creating machine.” Thinking back to the comments that Armond said earlier, we threw up again, and had to end the interview.

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