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March 12th, 2007

Posted by Mack

Apple Laptop Battery Responsible For California Fire

The Mac, the Mac, the Mac is on fire!An Apple Macbook, which caught fire due to a faulty battery, is responsible for the large fire currently burning nearing Anaheim, California. The fire is 80% contained at this point, but firefighters have already determined that the blaze was due to arson. A firefighter at the scene of the blaze told Macdiculous, “Ok, here is how we see it happened. A thief had just stolen a truck and had his Apple Macbook next to him. For some reason, the battery of the Macbook caught fire and freaked the suspect out. He swerved while trying to put out the fire and hit a tree. The Macbook went flying through the front windshield and landed in a pile of dry twigs. The twigs immediately caught fire and started this giant inferno. We know all of this, because the suspect was recording himself, as he was proud of the truck that he had stolen. That dumb ass left the camera on. So if you’re reading this, we’re coming after you, dumb ass.”

Macdiculous was able to contact the dumb ass, but we were told, “No Comment” by the dumb ass himself. Dumb ass.

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