Peter Oppenheimer, Apple’s Chief Financial Officer was on hand at Apple’s headquarters for the introduction of the Apple credit card . Apple enthusiasts can now sign up to receive the Apple Visa credit card which will earn them points toward future Apple purchases through the Apple store or iTunes store.

“We are very proud of this little card here, which also has a 4 gig hard drive built in and a headphone jack,” said the Paul Jones, an Apple representative in charge of the credit card. He continued, “Plus, for every dollar that you spend, you will earn a point to be used to buy Apple products, along with music, movies, and videos. You can’t beat that!”

Mr. Jones added, “This credit card should be available in the first half of 2008, with a European release about 3 months later. It will come in 5 great colors and it fits neatly in your wallet when you aren’t using it. We really think that people will enjoy using thi…AHHHHH!” Just then the credit card burst into flames as Mr. Jones threw it to the ground and stomped the fire out.

Paul Jones then regained his composure and told told the crowd, “I’m sure that it still works, even after all of that.” He the picked up the headphones and listened. After a moment, Mr. Jones stated, “Nope, no I killed it. But this won’t happen to you, don’t you worry.”

I think that I might hold off for iDebt 2.0, but thanks anyway.

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