Visitors to Apple headquarters today were shocked to see that the company was celebrating National Naked at Work Day. Every employee was urged to participate in the event, which was started by a programmer last year. A very nude Dale, the programmer who started the event, told Macdiculous, “I actually got caught being naked in my cubicle last year, and I made up the whole story about it being National Naked at Work Day. Everyone bought it.” Other employees at Apple told us that it was very freeing and it was a great bonding experience. Julie, a 24 year old office assistant who was out playing Frisbee during her lunch break, told us, “This is one of the best days I have experienced here. In fact, I got a raise this morning and then I…Hey! Hey Buddy! My eyes are up here!”

Steve Jobs was seen riding around nude on a folding bicycle, wearing only a cowboy hat, yelling, “I’m Steve Friggin Jobs! Bill Gates can SUCK IT! WOOO HOOO!” There is no word yet on if this will become a recognized national holiday. Perhaps, and this is the opinion of Macdiculous, it could be moved to summer time. Just a thought.

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