American Idol, the top rated television show in America, has produced a new star, and Apple wants wants to use that stardom to attract a younger audience to the iPod music player. Sanjaya Malakar, a 17 year old contestant from Washington, has a growing fan base of pre-teen girls that love his velvety voice and long flowing locks of hair. “He is amazing, and I would buy anything that he was promoting”, said one 12 year old girl who was waiting outside of Sanjaya’s hotel.

Philip Schiller, Apple’s Senior Vice President of Worldwide Product Marketing is very excited about bringing the young star on board. “All of us at Apple are in love with this kid and we think he is incredibly talented. We know that he will be a perfect addition to our new iPod ads”, Schiller told Macdiculous. He continued, “Just look at how popular he is. Millions of people are voting for him. Why? Because he is f**king good, that’s why. Why else would people vote for him?”

Hell, that’s why we at Macdiculous vote for him. He really is f**king good.

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