In a stunning turn of events, it appears that Steve “Woz” Wozniak, one of the original founders of Apple Computer, Inc, is the father of the late Anna Nicole Smith’s baby. The night shift manager of a snack shack in the Bahamas was quoted as saying “We saw that man come into the store many times in one night to get snacks and drinks. We weren’t sure when he slept, because he was always snacking. Then one day, we saw him pull up on his Segway scooter with Anna on the back. They loved to snack.”

After a US Judge ordered a DNA test, a parental test was taken with Steve Wozniak and Anna Nicole on an episode of the Maury Povich show, which will air later this month. At one point in the show, Maury said “Woz, you ARE the father of Dannielynn, Anna’s Daughter,” to which Steve fell to his knees screaming “Nooooooo!” A delighted Anna Nicole jumped up and down screaming, “See, you bastard. I knew it.” The movie rights to the whole ordeal are to be finalized next month.

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