After enjoying a sketch from the television show Saturday Night Live, Steve Jobs decided to give his wife “his dick in a box” for Valentine’s Day. “I think that she will really like the surprise. I was thinking about getting her a new iPhone, but what is in this box is much more impressive. You see, it’s my dick in the box,” exclaimed a very excited Steve Jobs.

When asked about why he selected the type and size of he box that he did, Jobs replied, “Well, it was important to get the right size. You see, I consider myself to have an average size member, but I like my balls to be able to breathe. Plus, I have all five colored iPod Shuffles clipped on to my junk. Sure, it’s a little painful, but the ladies love it when I do this.”

There was no word as to what Jobs’ wife got him for Valentine’s Day, but we expect that she is going to give him her “tits in a box”, or a very nice card.

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