Reports have come recently about Mac Mini and the possible eating disorder that it may have. Friends and family of the Mac Mini are coming to its aid. “I work very closely with the Mac Mini, and I am a bit concerned for the safety and the well being of my good friend,” said a 17″ monitor. Also there to help was an Apple remote, who told us, “I started to see a difference in Mac Mini a few months ago, but I didn’t want to say anything. With all of the pressure to stay good looking, I can see why some models will go through all of this. I am naturally thin, so I don’t have anything to be worried about myself, but others are just built wider.”

A very apologetic Mac Mini told Macdiculous, “I am very sorry to all of my fans. You have supported me from the beginning and I feel like I let you down. I am especially sorry to…” Mac Mini then threw up Kevin Federline’s album, one that it was attempting to rip into iTunes.

We at Macdiculous would have thrown it up too.

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