Apple’s newest version of its iWork suite of programs will feature a version of Minesweeper. Minesweeper is a game that is shown to be the most popular with people at work who are just trying to waste time until the end of the day. Dave, a programmer for Apple, sat down for a few questions about this move.

Macdiculous: So, why include Minesweeper in the new iWork?
Dave: We feel that since most people use it at work, it would be a perfect fit.
Macdiculous: Is it a new version, or will it look like the version that Windows uses?
Dave: I have no idea.
Macdiculous: Well, didn’t you work on the project?
Dave: No, I don’t work.
Macdiculous: What do you mean you don’t work.
Dave: My name is Louie and I am homeless. You promised me a sandwich if I answered some questions about eWork.
Macdiculous: iWork. It is called iWork.
Dave: Just give me my sandwich. I have a 2:00 appointment with a crack head.
Macdiculous: Thank you for your time, Dave.
Dave: It’s Louie, and this thing has cheese on it. I don’t like cheese.
Macdiculous: I am calling the cops.
Dave: Fine I’ll eat the cheese. You can shove your Minesweeper up your ass. (Leaves)

So, as you can tell from the interview, Apple is very excited about adding Minesweeper to the iWork suite.

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