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Boys and young men across the world have been known to masturbate into a sock or two in their lifetime. The iPod Sock will soon come with a warning tag urging these males not to use the sock for this purpose. Apparently, though the sock is intended to keep an iPod safe from getting scratched and dinged up, it can irritate the skin on a certain male member. “It is intended to keep an iPod safe, not to get off using it,” says one employee at an Apple retail store. He continued, “It is an iPod sock, not a cock sock. Why would you want to put a pink sock on and rub one out? I just don’t understand! I can see if it were cold out and you were using it for warmth, but beyond that is just sick.”
Apparently, some people just don’t get it.
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