Bono, the lead singer of the band U2 is sick and tired of engraving his name into the back of the U2 Special Edition iPod. Though many people think that Bono’s signature was recorded into a computer program and a machine engraved his signature, Bono thought that it would be much more special if he did it on each iPod. “I didn’t know what I was getting into,” stated the U2 front man. “I thought that there might be a few hundred sold and besides, it is kind of cool to use this laser engraver. But this one here is the 16,451st one that I have engraved by hand. I can’t take it anymore.”

The other members of the band, Adam Clayton, Larry Mullen Jr., and The Edge laughed at Bono’s whining. “Quite your sniveling, and get back to signing,” The Edge told Bono. He continued, “Besides, don’t you have a third world country to save?” The three laughed again, then went back to counting their money.

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