Apple has been very successful with their retail stores opening up around the world. With a new store opening tomorrow (February 10, 2007) in Honolulu, Hawaii, Steve Jobs was happy to announce that a new Apple store will be opening up soon after. A delighted Jobs told press, “I can’t really say when or where, but I know that a new one is on its way.”

After this news was released, countries all over the world started vying for the Apple store, much like they do when it comes to hosting the Olympics. When asked how badly he wanted an Apple, N!xau, a member of the small utuu tribe in western Africa, proclaimed to us through a translator, “I would gladly trade you 3 of my 5 wives for an Apple. I don’t like those three anyway, and I am really hungry. Look at my belly. No, I am not fat. It is puffy because I am so hungry.”

Where will Steve Jobs pick for his next grand opening? Nobody, not even Jobs himself, knows where.

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