Apple has announced that the World Wide Developer Conference (WWDC) for 2007 will be held June 11-15th, 2007 in San Francisco, CA. Thousands of Apple developers, programmers, and fans will descend on San Francisco for this event. “I’m so excited because this will be my first one that I will be able to see,” says Seymore Hendricks, a developer for an Apple software company. Of course he is excited about the conference, but that isn’t what he is referring to. Apparently, strip clubs in the area are banking on the fact that there will be many single lonely men coming in from all over the country. Zed, the owner of the , a local gentleman’s club, is very excited. “I get really excited whenever these nerds come into town because the locals here don’t really like this sort of stuff. You know what I mean? There a little fruity,” Zed told us. We were told that there will also be underground orgies, naked parties, and whores will abound. We also heard that the conference will be nice.

Macdiculous will be there to cover the events of the WWDC. You can count on it.

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