A few weeks back, Steve Jobs announced that Apple Computer, Inc. would be changing their name to Apple, Inc. Jobs went a bit further and now wants to change the name of apple’s, as in the fruit. One Apple employee stated, “We all thought that Steve was kidding when he sent out a company wide memo stating that all apple’s will now be know as iFruits. It includes the apple’s down in the cafeteria, apple Jolly Ranchers, and even appletini’s at parties. We now have to refer to them as cafeteria iFruits, iFruit Jolly Ranchers and iFruitini’s. It’s kind of weird.”

There is no word yet on if Snapple’s will be refered to as SniFruits. We will keep you posted.

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