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Fresh off the release of the popular iPod Shuffle in multiple colors, Apple will soon release Steve Jobs in multiple colors as well. For too many years, we have only been able to get our Steve Jobs in limited colors. Always in a black mock turtleneck and blue jeans, Jobs will now come in green, blue, orange, and pink. For those of you who like the traditional Steve Jobs, black will be available as well.
Apple’s popular “Get a Mac” ads will soon be one character less. In the soon-to-air season finale, Mac and PC will introduce each other as they always do. After a few seconds discussing what each had done the previous weekend, Linux, a new character introduced in this episode, comes up behind PC with a bat and strikes PC on the back of the head. Then, recreating a scene from the film Office Space, Linux continues to beat PC with the bat, then stomps on him. Mac then pulls Linux away from PC, but not before Linux urinates on PC.
This commercial marks a new direction that Apple is taking with it’s marketing. Also to join the cast, Amiga and Tommy Tutor Computer.
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The World PWFFH Organization (People With Flippers For Hands) are upset over how difficult the new iPhone will be for them to use. “Everyone is claiming how great this phone will be, but we have to disagree,” says Irving Roberts, the head of the organization. Roberts added, “It is difficult to use, and it will cost a flipper and leg to buy one. We are up in arms…well, flippers, about this phone, and we want Apple to make it easy for everyone to use.” When asked which phone was easy for him to use, Roberts jumped back in the water and swam away. He was later caught in a net off the coast of Chile.
A few weeks back, Steve Jobs announced that Apple Computer, Inc. would be changing their name to Apple, Inc. Jobs went a bit further and now wants to change the name of apple’s, as in the fruit. One Apple employee stated, “We all thought that Steve was kidding when he sent out a company wide memo stating that all apple’s will now be know as iFruits. It includes the apple’s down in the cafeteria, apple Jolly Ranchers, and even appletini’s at parties. We now have to refer to them as cafeteria iFruits, iFruit Jolly Ranchers and iFruitini’s. It’s kind of weird.”
There is no word yet on if Snapple’s will be refered to as SniFruits. We will keep you posted.
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Apple’s next operating system has already been named. After the upcoming Leopard release, the next major upgrade to the operating system will be called OS X 10.6 Tabby. “We will be sticking with the whole cat theme, but we want it to be cute at the same time,” says one anonymous inside source. He added, “We were going to go with Lion, or Cougar, but people get killed by them every year. We don’t want that kind of reputation. Also, Microsoft sucks.”
There is no word on when OS X 10.6 Tabby will be released.
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With rumors abounding to the possible relationship between Google and Apple, new photos have surfaced with the pair enjoying a day at the beach together. Other beach-goers there that day told Macdiculous that the pair were caught using Froogle to lookup the prices of rings. Google and Apple, which Hollywood has come to call Goople, were also caught using Google Earth to find a country that they could possibly adopt a child from. “I thought it was pretty sick, what they were doing together,” said Lori, an eye witness to the day’s event. She added, “Google was all over Apple. They were watching videos, reading books online… I have children here. I don’t need to see that when I’m at the beach.”
There was no comment from the Goople camp about this story. We at Macdiculous will keep you updated with any news about Goople.
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